[lasuen]

20° Greeks put on sweaters.
15° Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
10° Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
5° You see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start, Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0° Water freezes in America. In Russia it thickens.
-5° French cars don't start.
-10° You're planning a vacation in Australia.
-15° Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° New york landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20° American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25° German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° White bears start moving south.
-70° Hell freezes over.
-73° Finish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team become the world champions.

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